Euro English

Toward Universal Language

By: Euro - Feb 09, 2015

 

The European  Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the  official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the  other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the  British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for  improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known  as "Euro-English" .  

 In the first year,  "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants  jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should  klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There  will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome  "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20%  shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan  be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have  always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the  horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go  away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as  replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze  unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz  yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.  

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU  understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und  efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst  plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.