Spring Fever

Boys of Summer Weigh In

By: Charles Giuliano - Feb 25, 2016

Spring Fever

Boys of Summer
Team of blunders
Spring training
Down in Florida
Hope springs eternal
Maybe this year
Losers at the corners
El Floppos
Hanley Ramirez
Bust in the outfield
Pretty pathetic
Sad at bat
Recycled to first
Wish and a prayer
Pablo Sandoval
Panda to fans
Rotund at third
World Series hero
Scored for $95 million
Such a deal
Ever crafty Red Sox
Who sold
Babe Ruth
Another
Big bellied slugger
Former pitcher
Can you believe it
In his prime
To the Yankees
For No No Nanette
Our cuddly bear
Reported to camp
Big as ever
Tanked last summer
Hit .245
Switch hitter
Just .049
2 for 41
From right side
5’11” and 260’s
Waddled around bases
Heck
Just like me but
Not shagging grounders
Leaving that to
Younger guys
Though just 29
Not much rubber
Left on that tire
Jolly blubber
They call his waist
Such a fun guy
Comic relief
During a fevered winter
Bought in haste
What a waste
Oh well
Play ball