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Making the Berkshires Great Again

It's Going to Be Just Terrific

By: - Mar 01, 2016

Making the Berkshires Great Again

Everyone loves us
In the summer
People come
From all over the world
Because we’re terrific
You’ll see
Trust me
We’ll make the Berkshires
Great Again
Better than ever
It’s going to be incredible
Take Tanglewood
We’re going to erect a
Giant Wall
Around it
To keep bad guys out
Paid for by the Mexicans
Who will be deported
Unless they work
Hotels and restaurants
Which are huge
So hard to find help
No Muslims
Not in the Berkshires
Don’t worry
Absolutely no Muslims
Unless they have money
Lots and lots of money
In what we call the hot season
It’s going to be so hot
Incredibly hot
Just amazing
Jacob’s Pillow
Another great one
Friends of ours
They love us
Dancing their hearts out
How about theatres
Folks we have great ones
They’re going to be great
Incredibly great
With incredibly great
Musicals that are terrific
Museums are incredible
The Clark is huge
A monster
They’re emptying the Prado
This summer
You’ll see
MASS MoCA
Getting bigger and bigger
My friends believe me
The best in the world
And getting better
Tom Krens
Super smart
Williams graduate
Which is so terrific
He’s a friend of ours
Fellow developer
All over the world
Building amazing museums
Right here in the Berkshires
Making art bigger and better
Drawing millions and millions
Of people for huge shows
Spending lots and lots
Of cold cash
Filling shops and restaurants
With seasonal workers
Guest permits
Who go back where
They belong when
We don’t need them
But no Syrians
Absolutely no Syrians
This is just so exciting
Book now
Before it’s too late
It’s going to be great

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