Mad Max

Oh My Canada

By: Charles Giuliano - Apr 26, 2015

Mad Max

Visiting Canadian curator
Business with East Hampton Gallery
My boss Bruno said
Show him the town
Go to Max's
Reluctant tour guide
Asked if he smoked weed
Sure all the time
Bounced into the park
Got a buzz
Toked some
Great ganja
Made our way
Downtown
In a booth
Having a brew
Surrounded by hipsters
Slumped forward
Passed out cold
Avoiding scandal
Taking the blame
Maybe getting banned
Grabbed the sucker
Hauled his ass outside
Propping him up
Knee to the back
Hailed a cab
Got his address
Sent him packing
Next day he fell by
As though nothing happened
Bruno asked
Did he have a good time
Awesome man
What a cool dude
Mush you husky
Or was it
Hush you musky