Big
By: Charles Giuliano - Jun 26, 2022
Big
Back in the day
Friends called me
Big Boy
Big or The Big
Which is what
Sarah Jessica Parker
And her gal pals
Called Chris Noth
Trouble with being
The Big always
Someone bigger
Like when I
Wrestled for Brandeis
Our heavy weight
Young and svelte
Hunk of muscle
Met my match
Against Yeshiva
Dude was huge
A veritable Goliath
Made my move
Went for his yarmulke
Bold strategy
No luck though
I got pinned
More like flattened
Crushed as it were
Learned a good lesson
For every ersatz giant
Lording it over
All the little people
As was my wont
That other guy
There he was last night
Ambled on over
May I asking politely
Sorry to intrude
What is this for
He asked sternly
As I withered
In the presence of
Such largesse
For me pinups
That cracked him up
I whipped one off
Then his friend
Took several more
Big and bigger
A sight to see
He and little me
But no yarmulke
Alas this time
No trick moves
Up close I whispered
Are you still
Getting sex in the city
Wincing he said
Taken aback
I have nothing to
Do with that show
Slinkering off
I slithered away
Melting into
Hot night air
He seemed like a
Really nice guy
For one so large
Or at least
Bigger than me