Lockup Room Talk
Presidential Sexploits
By: Charles Giuliano - Oct 13, 2016
Lockup Room Talk
Boys will be boys
Potty mouthed Donald
Locker-room banter
Guy thing
All talk no action
Not like
Bill Clinton
Philanderer-in-Chief
Looking into the camera
I did not have sex with that woman
Monica Lewinski
The big lie
Depends what you call sex
Know what I mean
Wink wink
Donald the groper
Would be president
Hillary an enabler
Put her in jail
Locker up
Throw the key away
A bit of history
Horny presidents
Nothing new
FDR, IKE, JFK
Joseph Kennedy
Bedded Gloria Swanson
Father like sons
Brothers shared Marilyn
Happy Birthday Mr. President
Rampant womanizers
Before them
Warren G. Harding
Fathered a baby
In the White House
Cloak room romp
Service no secret
Died suddenly
Wife may have killed him
Served him right
Even Washington
Founding father
Cold winter
Valley Forge
Misery liked company
Back in the day
So they say
Jefferson and Hamilton
Heads on bills
Broadway smash
Cheating SOB
Not just Bill
Or dirty Donald
Off the leash
Bottom feeding
Sex as agenda
We need a standup
Man or woman
Towering above
The muck
Americans now
Down on their luck
What the