Faucet

By: Charles Giuliano - Nov 22, 2023

 

Faucet

 "I need a plumber."

 "Is it an emergency?"

 "No, I can wait until after thanksgiving."

 "That's an emergency."

 "How much is a regular visit?"

 "Around a hundred an hour. But (twice) that per man if it's an emergency."

 "I need a plumber.

"I can fit you in next week."

 "So that's a regular appointment."

 "No sir, it's an emergency."

 "How soon can I get a regular appointment."

 "We're booking in February.”

 "I need a plumber."

 "We can fit you on Wednesday afternoon."

"So it's an emergency."

"Yes sir, see you then."

Why be an artist when you can be a plumber?

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