I Phone
Ap to Talk to God
By: Charles Giuliano - Nov 28, 2014
I Phone
Super duper I Phone
Not yet released
Review copy
Tons of apps
Direct line to God
Called
This is Heaven how may I direct your call
I want to speak to God
Can you hold please
Music Gustav Holst The Planets
Please be patient
All of our operators are busy with other calls
This is Jennifer
Your call may be recorded and monitored
For training purposes
What is your credit card number, expiration date
Can I speak to God
What does this pertain to
Creation
He’s busy
Can He get back to you
Not really
This can’t wait
Would you like to speak with Jesus
He may be available
Nope I need to speak to the boss
That may not be possible sir
He’s really busy
We hope you understand
Have you tried the Pope
People seem to like him
No I need to speak to God
Immediately
Sir please be patient
When is a good time to call
Sundays before 7 AM local time
Usually he’s resting
Now and then he likes to chat
Thanks for the call
We appreciate your business.