Rembrandt for Wankers
By: Charles Giuliano - Dec 06, 2023
Rembrandt for Wankers
Come see my etchings
A trope for trollops
Or Mae West
Come see me some time
Good grief a Rembrandt
The French Bed
Between the sheets
Kind of cheeky
The Dutch master
Laying it on the French
Surrogate for
All things smarmy
Or Spanish pox
An Italian disease
Rembrandt’s house
Jewish Quarter
Old Amsterdam
Now a museum
Steps from whores
Sitting in windows
Doing their knitting
Fuss about his print
What a hoot
For mega loot
As though the artist
Genius that he was
Never dipped his wick
Artists and models
Saints and sinners
Cops and robbers
On the block
At Christie's
This lot contains
Explicit material
Mature subject matter
For half a million
Nice chunk of change
For some wanker