Fox in UN Hen House
Imperial Horse Sense
By: Charles Giuliano - Dec 07, 2018
Fox in UN Hen House
Former Fox News host
Fair Heather Nauert
A Friend of Donald
Ambassador to UN
No experience necessary
Where world leaders
Laughed at comical president
Send in the clowns
There ought to be clowns
Hail to the Chief
Commander in thief
Sheafed in lies
Like Imperial fasces
Bundles of hicks
Out in the sticks
Rubes from coal country
Hoax of global warming
More fake news
Not toady trash talk
Spewed by faithful Fox
Pox on common sense
Fox guarding hen house
Like witty Caligula
Gonzo Roman emperor
According to Suetonius
Salacious perhaps apocryphal
Emperor made his horse
Incitatus a favored steed
Consul of Rome
Draped with purple
Attended by servants
In the royal manner
Pampered head to hoof
Prancing about palace
What a hoot for Little Boot
Marble stall and ivory trough
Oats flaked with gold
Tales of outrageous sloth
Horse so named
Latin for full gallop
More likely a Fox trot
What delicious gossip
Will filly Nauert
Willy nilly declaim
Diplomatic dressage
Mouth piece for horse’s ass
Ever ripe for kissing
Wrapped in a flag
Striking grandiose pose
Blubbery blond ambition
Imperious toga party
A national lampoon
Fat boy in frat house
Farting on democracy
Mockery of decency
Decadent traditions
Of power sotted
Deranged ranting emperors
Leading lemmings
To decline and fall
Bread and circus for all